GODOBI!

The folks over at Nissan have beaten me to a pulp. They have to be messing with me, I might as well retire. I don't think this will be topped: http://www.conceptnissan.com/1990.shtml

Sorry!

Wow everyone, I just saw a few of you threw down some comments, Thank you for the support. So what can I do specifically to help you understand the Gobi ideal more? I am currently working on a Gobi Guidelines field manual. That will help out tremendously, but until that is complete, as me any question and I will answer promptly.
Many thanks for tuning in!
Best,
GMG

Quite possibly the best nick name ever??!

Good thing I know what model number he runs.

Mecca!

Gobi HQ.  Thank you Chain (Robby) and Charlie for the documentation and submission.

Cold as Ice

Smooth bulging frontal zone, little wheels, small hidden lights, awkward cleaning brush attached to a metal arm that juttz out (hopefully jerky, fast, and un-finessed engineering, like the hard to control arm dipper at Dennys that grabbed the toys out of the bin, but never having success, feelin' kinda dumb.) upon a press of a button from the Zamboni driver. Loving this one. 

NAGOBISA

What a good combo. The ground-breaking progressive power house of space exploration and the one and only awkward and unassuming folks at Gobi Intl. team up to bring you this Gobiquest shuttle. Bask in the upper shell unit, vaulting much higher than any other flying craft I have seen, subsequently casting its self in to the Gobi formula. Bravo! Photo submitted by Max. Cheers mate!

Gobi Von Speed Wobble

Take a good look at this. Now, close your eyes, picture this: Homeboy is flying down the highway, or even better, a large hill, lookin' proud, feelin' good, smirkin' hard as he takes a corner at 60 mph. Whoooops, he took that corner a little to sharp and now what? Yes, the speed wobble set's in. Massive lateral sways would begin, still trying to remain calm (because his 3 years of hard work developing this gobi-mobile would not be thwarted by a corner taken too fast), but he can't get it under control again, so now he is just going to ride it out, the swaying wobbles have now increased to a rapid violent skip. At this point he would attempt bail out - but unfortunately he would just be going just a little too fast to leave the now out of control machine... Anyway - The machine it's self has Gobi elements but could use a little more bulbous matter to earn a 100%. I HOPE to see this machine one day in motion creeping down my street at 1am.

Folks, I can't believe it... He survived. Its all good, and he is back on the scene upgrading this wild gobi-contraption.